
Ah. My home state welcoming me back with open arms after being in the slums that is "the Garden State" for the morning. Seriously, "the Garden State"?? Look, I've been all over New Jersey and I've never seen anything as far as enough foliage to merit nicknaming it "the Garden State". That's like calling Pennsylvania "the Water State". We all got it: water that is. But you don't see us going and making a half-assed nickname out of it.